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About Wedding Crashers

• Released in 2005
• Directed by David Dobkin
• Produced by New Line Cinema

Wedding Crashers Scenes

• You Shut Your Mouth
• Just the Tip
• Wedding Montage
• Hell of a Season
• I'm a Cocksman
• Death You Are My Bitch Lover
• Jeremy Seduces Gloria
• Claire's Toast
• Stage 5 Virgin Clinger
• That Was My First Asian
• No More Bodily Fluids
• Crab Cakes and Football
• I'd Find You
• I Don't Even Wear a Belt
• Sea Otter Story
• Holy Shirts and Pants
• Those are Lovely Tits
• Mom Make You Feel Her Tits?
• Grandma's Kind of Mean
• You Do the Math
• Todd and Jeremy in Bed
• Midnight Rape or the Gay Art Show
• Starboard's This Way
• Let's Go Kill Some Birds
• Jeremy Gets Shot
• I Hope You Flip Your Bike
• Randolph and Sack
• The Beach Scene
• Engagement Announcement
• I Wasn't A Virgin
• Jeremy and the Priest
• John Loves Claire
• Good News Travels Fast
• That Painting Was a Gift
• John's Plan
• Sack Fights John
• Rule Number 5 - You're an Idiot
• Jeremy and Gloria Get Engaged
• Claire Bear
• Light Reading
• Ma, Meatloaf
• Funeral Scene
• Preview of Marriage to Ike Turner
• Final Scene

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Jeremy Grey

John Beckwith

Grandma Mary Cleary

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Full Speed Ahead: The Origins of 'Motorboating'

There's a term out there that's sure to either draw laughs or turn heads when dropped into conversation, and it's "motorboating." Some may know what it means, others may blush once it's explained, and some may scratch their heads in complete bafflement. What in the world do motorboats have to do with anything, especially when it comes to breasts? Well, dear reader, grab your life jackets because we're about to dive into the rollicking waves of this word's history.

The Maritime Connection

First and foremost, let's get one thing straight - yes, there is an actual connection between motorboating and the watercraft. As you may know, motorboats create a particular sound and motion when they're speeding through water. The term "motorboating," in its colloquial usage, is derived from the mimicking of this motion and sound in a rather intimate context - usually involving a pair of breasts and a willing participant's face.

Etymology Escapades

Tracing the exact origin of 'motorboating' in the context of breasts can be a bit like trying to find a specific wave in the ocean. The term has been used in various circles, often informally and away from the prying eyes of mainstream media or academia, which makes its history a bit murky. What we do know, however, is that the term was being used well before "Wedding Crashers" introduced it to a wider audience. Urban Dictionary, our modern beacon of slang enlightenment, has an entry for 'motorboat' dating back to 2003. While it's challenging to pinpoint the exact year the term first cropped up, it's clear it's been part of our vernacular for at least a few decades, quietly bubbling under the surface before making a splash in popular culture.

The Pop Culture Effect

The term came into mainstream use, and dare we say, 'popularity,' primarily through its appearance in pop culture. It was featured prominently in a scene from the 2005 comedy film "Wedding Crashers," where Vince Vaughn's character enthusiastically explains to Owen Wilson's character the pleasures of motorboating. The term was met with a mix of laughter and cringes, ultimately adding to its humor quotient.

Social Media and Beyond

Thanks to the power of the internet, the term soon picked up steam and became a viral sensation. Social media platforms, memes, and even some daring talk-show hosts began using it, further cementing its place in the modern lexicon. Today, it’s recognized by many as an amusing, if not slightly cheeky, part of our vocabulary.

So, there you have it - the history of the term motorboating in all its hilarious, smile-worthy glory. It's become a part of the cultural fabric, a testament to the influence of pop culture, humor, and yes, our favorite: the fascination with breasts. Happy boating, folks!

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No invite? No problem! "Wedding Crashers" proved you don't need to have an invitation to enjoy a plate of prime rib, a swing around the dance floor and your very own piece of wedding cake. As some of our favorite "Wedding Crashers" quotes show, all you have to do is put on some snappy duds, add a dash of bravado, and of course, remember the essential rules. The result? A good time that'll last happily ever after—or at least until the next morning. So, if you need inspiration for your next Instagram post this wedding season, check out the best "Wedding Crashers" quotes that'll leave you rolling with laughter and ready to watch the movie all over again.

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When this romcom-meets-bromance first hit the big screen, "Wedding Crashers" gave both invited guests and surprise crashers everything they needed to make the most of the getting-hitched season. Here are some of the best quotes from "Wedding Crashers" that are more entertaining to repeat and share than wedding vows will ever be.

1. "You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? I think we only use 10 % of our hearts." – John Beckwith

2. "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" – Mrs. Kroeger

3. "Yeah! Crab cakes and football. That's what Maryland does!" – Flip

4. "You're like that crazy guest who thinks he's part of the family already." – Claire Cleary

5. "Death, you are my bitch lover!" – Todd Cleary

6. "Don't ever leave me." "Good. 'Cause I'd find you!" – Gloria Cleary

7. "True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another." – John Beckwith

8. "Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either." – John Beckwith

9. "I made you a painting. I call it 'Celebration.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it." – Todd Cleary

10. "Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown." – Young boy at the wedding reception

11. "I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don't even know what that meant." – John Beckwith

12. "Let's play tummy sticks." – Todd Cleary

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Whether you call him Jeremy Grey or his beloved nickname Baba Ganoush in "Wedding Crashers," Vince Vaughn steals the show as the character with the most popular quotes. He often doesn't have to say a thing to garner the laughs—his dance moves, cake eating, champagne popping and balloon animals are hilarious enough—but we still can't overlook the Vince Vaughn "Wedding Crashers" quotes that keep us laughing 'til our sides ache. Get ready to relive all the fun, because after all, "It's wedding season, kid!"

13. "Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal."

14. "I'm just warming up. Last week I did an exact [balloon] replica, to scale, of Wrigley Field. Honest to God. I don't have anywhere to put it."

15. "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"

16. "Who gives a shit? It's a great band, it's a bad band, it's like pizza, baby."

17. "I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger."

18. "Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning."

19. "This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"

20. "You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

21. "I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone."

22. "A friend in need is a pest."

23. "I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"

24. "I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you."

25. "Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on ya."

26. "Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating."

Will Ferrell's small role as Chazz Reinhold garners big laughs! Chazz is the lovable idiot whose character switches from hooking up at nuptials to scoring big at funerals.

27. "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."

28. "I almost nunchucked you; you don't even realize!"

29. "Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! 'Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture...I'm dead!' What a freak."

30. "Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?"

31. "I'm just living the dream."

32. "It's like fishing with dynamite."

33. "So damn beautiful! With every death there comes rebirth, it's the circle of life. We're gonna be all right."

Is your guest calendar looking bleak for the upcoming wedding season? Don't fret! While the movie wasn't able to cover all of them, we've rounded up the first 25 "Wedding Crashers" rules you need to seal the deal and play like a champion this wedding season.

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.

Rule #2: Never use your real name.

Rule #3: Never confess.

Rule #4: No one goes home alone.

Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher.

Rule #6: Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.

Rule #7: Blend in by standing out.

Rule #8: Be the life of the party.

Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in.

Rule #10: Invitations are for pussies.

Rule #11: Sensitive is good.

Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something.

Rule #13: Console the bridesmaids.

Rule #14: You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.

Rule #15: Fight the urge to tell the truth.

Rule #16: Always have an up-to-date family tree.

Rule #17: Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.

Rule #18: You love animals and children.

Rule #19: Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.

Rule #20: The older the better, the younger the better (see Rule below).

Rule #21: Definitely make sure she's 18.

Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.

Rule #23: There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there are enough women to go around.

Rule #24: If you get outed, leave calmly. Do not run.

• Rule #25: You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.

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30 Wedding Crashers Quotes That Still Make Me Laugh

Posted: March 31, 2024 | Last updated: March 31, 2024

Several years after it was released, it's still hilarious.

In the 2000s, there was no bigger brand in comedy than what was being delivered by the Frat Pack (Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Jack Black, and Vince Vaughn), and Wedding Crashers is one of the greatest examples of that era. Years after its release, it remains as funny as ever – due both to a terrific script and amazing performances – and we’ve put together this feature celebrating the special lines that are funny no matter how many times you watch the movie.

“You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”

There are times when one can get so angry that their capacity to put together cogent thoughts completely fails. This line, as delivered by the great Rebecca De Mornay, is a perfect example of this, and it is the first big laugh in Wedding Crashers .

“We lost a lot of good men out there.” “Playing for the Yankees?”

It’s hinted at in the first act of Wedding Crashers that John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) isn’t as into the titular activity as he once was. Not only does this weird slip-up add evidence of these feelings, but it’s also a great mid-montage joke that John successfully rebounds from with aplomb.

“He lived with mother until he was 40! She tried to poison his oatmeal!”

It’s set up early on that Chazz Reinhold is a chaotic individual (a reputation to which he eventually lives up), as John’s declarative statement about him really tells you everything that you need to know about the man and how he lives.

“I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes; I love it on pizza. I love to take a little bit and put it in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”

The early exchange between John and Jeremy about their cover story – the latter pitching that they be the owners of a maple syrup conglomerate – is wonderfully illustrative of the brilliant chemistry between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. The former’s razzle-dazzle about his syrup expertise is ridiculous, and it gets an equally silly response.

“Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula!”

Why does John call Jeremy “Count Chocula” at the end of his burn regarding outlandish ideas for a cover story? There is no real answer, but it doesn’t matter, because that line gets a chuckle with every viewing of Wedding Crashers .

“Whatever! Make me a bicycle, clown!”

Jeremy has a big personality, and one gets the sense that it’s hard to put him back on his heels… but that’s exactly what happens when he tries his balloon-twisting gambit and runs into an intense young boy.

“I always knew my first time would be on a beach!”

With those 11 words from Gloria Cleary, Jeremy Grey’s wedding crashing adventure becomes an absolute nightmare, and Isla Fisher’s delivery initiates a cackle every time. If Jeremy’s story is a roller coaster in Wedding Crashers , that’s equivalent to the first big drop.

“I don’t think you’re appreciating the urgency here. Not only is she a virgin, she’s totally off the reservation! I’m terrified of this broad”

The intense fear that Vince Vaughn gets across in his urgency to hit the ejector seat from the Cleary wedding is gold that would properly fit in a horror movie.

“Oh please. You and I both know I’m a phenomenal dancer. Now I know you’re lying through your teeth. You’ll do anything to get me to go on this thing. Even if I have to walk into the lion’s den.”

Jeremy might be petrified of the possibility he might be trapped for a weekend with Gloria Cleary, but he is a man of integrity who will clearly never tolerate someone besmirching his talent for dancing.

“She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me.”

At the start of Wedding Crashers , time has slowly siphoned all of the fun of crashing weddings from John Beckwith, but in Jeremy’s case, it’s quickly drained from him.

“I’m not even going to say it, but you know I’m upset.”

If I had to wear those golf pants, I would be upset too.

“That’s what we call a sack lunch! Nomnomnomnomnom.”

Sack Lodge and his cronies are a bunch of jerks who inspire more teeth-grinding in Wedding Crashers than laughs, but Carson Elrod’s delivery as Flip following Jeremy being tackled in the football game is indisputably hilarious.

“Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!”

I really have to give it up to Flip. The guy knows how to properly celebrate overkill aggression during a backyard game of touch football.

“If I had any air in my lungs, I’d scream at you.”

Poor, Jeremy. He just wanted to have some fun, and instead, he finds himself hooking up with a lunatic and regularly getting pummeled to the ground all in the name of being a good wingman. He’s a trooper.

“Gloria, please. I'm exhausted. I've had a very long day... my leg's cut and bleeding. I'm really not in the mood for this.”

Is Jeremy a cad who lies to women? Yes. Is some of what he experiences during his weekend with the Clearys an example of karmic, deserved retribution? Certainly. But boy, does Vince Vaughn sell pained exhaustion well for laughs.

“Don’t ever leave me. Because I’d find you!”

It’s clear that something is wrong with Gloria from the outset – with behavior like holding her breath and stamping when she doesn’t get her way with her father – but this is the line where she goes from being a weirdo to a terror.

When you think about it, Gloria Cleary is very obviously the daughter of Kathleen Cleary (Jane Seymour) – as evidenced by the bizarre, seductive cat-and-mouse game that she plays with John throughout their weekend together.

“Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?”

A big part of what sells this line is Jeremy’s mood change. At the start of their conversation, he is wholly drained and seemingly ready to collapse, but the simple mention of Kathleen coming on to John brings him back to life.

“I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone.”

This line is extra funny when you consider the heaping plateful of food he puts together after arriving in the kitchen the morning after the roughest night of his life. He can eat (especially if it’s all covered in his favorite condiment: maple syrup), but scones are just too much after his traumatic experience with Gloria and her family.

“I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.”

It’s nice to know that Jeremy recognizes the importance of good mental health. The guy clearly has a lot of issues before we meet him in the story, but one can especially understand why he would need to talk to a professional following his weekend with the Clearys.

“I mean like, hunt a human being right now, ‘Most Dangerous Game.’ Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, clever, human being who knows the jungle. Or the woods.”

I’m not going to lie: if this line were to be used as a jumping off point to create a ridiculous 20-years-later sequel to Wedding Crashers , you would not hear a single complaint coming from me. In fact, I downright hope it happens.

“I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!”

There’s an argument to be made that John doesn’t ultimately show nearly enough respect for Jeremy in Wedding Crashers … but Jeremy sure does whine a lot (though the talent of Vince Vaughn makes it hilarious).

“Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cuckoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!”

Another line that could be the platform for a Wedding Crashers follow-up. Jeremy Grey is a fascinating individual, and the brief insights we get into his wild mind are amazing. I’d watch This Is 40 -esque sequel that centers on Jeremy and Gloria’s relationship that is structured with flashback sequences that show their origins – including Jeremy’s bond with Shiloh.

“The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.”

If I were Jeremy, I perhaps wouldn’t want to keep a souvenir from one of the weirdest, most traumatic nights of my life, but it’s very clear that he is wired differently.

“She hasn't returned your phone calls, she hasn't responded to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candygram. God knows what happened to the kitten you got for her. 'Cause she didn't keep it, and I know you're not raising the thing. I think it's very obvious at this juncture that she just flat out does not wanna see you.”

Vince Vaughn’s rapid fire delivery is best utilized when he can get on a run, and this bit from Jeremy as he tries to get John over his crush on Claire is the actor at the peak of his game.

“Listen, I’m getting married.” “Get out.”

A lot of credit goes to director David Dobkin and editor Mark Livolsi with this one. John’s instantaneous response to Jeremy’s “good” news is top-notch comedic timing aided by smart comedic minds working on the film in post-production.

“I almost nunchucked you. You don’t even realize.”

Will Ferrell was a cameo king in the 2000s, and Wedding Crashers is among his best surprise appearances. His serious arrival out of the shadows is excellent, but then he provides a tension breaker that is somehow both a relief and a red flag.

“Ma! The meatloaf!”

I have to imagine that this is a line that is quoted around the world whenever meatloaf is served. It might be the most quotable Wedding Crashers quote.

“I'm sorry I called you white trash.” “Apology accepted.” “And I'm sorry I called you hillbilly. I don't even know what that means.”

This is not only a funny exchange because of the Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn banter, but because it’s (unbeknownst to John and Jeremy) a callback to the verbal tussle between Rebecca De Mornay and Dwight Yoakam’s characters in the film’s opening scene.

“I crashed a funeral earlier. It wasn’t my idea, I was basically dragged to it. I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up.”

The shock that this admission sends through the audience is fully earned. It’s a wildly horrible thing to do, and though it’s funny to witness as a viewer, it’s questionable that Claire instantly forgives him for the atrocious behavior.

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