Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond: That's not my name.

Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.

Raymond:

Interviewer:

Raymond: Ah, anti-semitism!

Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene.

Raymond: Give me my nose back.

Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond: I want to be on the television.

Interviewer: Well you can't.


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Raymond Luxury-Yacht Interview is a sketch that appears in " It's a Living ," the nineteenth episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus .

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An interviewer ( Michael Palin ) introduces Britain's leading skin specialist Raymond Luxury-Yacht ( Graham Chapman ). However, Raymond says it isn't his name and it is pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove". The interviewer refuses to interview him as he is being silly, and Luxury-Yacht accuses him of anti-semitism. The interviewer pulls his fake nose off and tells him to go away.

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Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht: That's not my name!

Interviewer: [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht: No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Interviewer: You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond Luxury Yacht: Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!

Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.

[the Interviewer removes Raymond's nose]

Interviewer: It's polystyrine.

Raymond Luxury Yacht: Give me my nose back!

Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond Luxury Yacht: I want to be on television!

Interviewer: Well you can't.

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RAYMOND LUXURY YACHT INTERVIEW/ REGISTRY OFFICE

  

Fade in on ordinary interview set. Interviewer sitting with man with large polystyrene nose.

Interviewer: (M.P.) Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond: (G.C.) That's not my name.

Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.

Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

Interviewer: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond: Ah, anti-semitism!

Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. ( takes it off ) It's polystyrene.

Raymond: Give me my nose back.

Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond: I want to be on the television.

Interviewer: Well you can't.

Animation sketch. Then cut to a large sign saying ' Registry Office ', 'Marriages' etc. A man is talking to the registrar.

First Man: (T.J.)   Er, excuse me, I want to get married.

Registrar: (E.I.) I'm afraid I'm already married, sir.

First Man: Er, no, no. I just want to get married.

Registrar: I could get a divorce, I suppose, but it'll be a bit of a wrench.

First Man: Er, no, no. That wouldn't be necessary because...

Registrar: You see, would you come to my place or should I have to come to yours, because I've just got a big mortgage.

First Man: No, no, I want to get married here.

Registrar: Oh dear. I had my heart set on a church wedding.

First Man: Look, I just want you to marry me... to...

Registrar: I want to marry you too sir, but it's not as simple as that. You sure you want to get married?

First Man: Yes. I want to get married very quickly.

Registrar: Suits me, sir. Suits me.

First Man: I don't want to marry you!

Registrar: There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.

First Man: Look, I just want you to act as registrar and marry me.

Registrar: I will marry you sir, but please make up your mind. Please don't trifle with my affections.

First Man: I'm sorry, but...

Registrar: That's all right, sir. I forgive you. Lovers' tiff. But you're not the first person to ask me today. I've turned down several people already.

First Man: Look, I'm already engaged.

Registrar: ( agreeing and thinking ) Yes, and I'm already married. Still we'll get round it.

Second Man: (M.P.) ( entering ) Good morning. I want to get married.

Registrar: I'm afraid I'm already marrying this gentleman, sir.

Second Man: Well, can I get married after him?

Registrar: Well, divorce isn't as quick as that, sir. Still, if you're keen.

Third Man: (G.C.) ( entering ) I want to get married, please.

Registrar: Heavens, it's my lucky day, isn't it. All right, but you'll have to wait until I've married these two, sir.

Third Man: What, those two getting married? Nigel, what are you doing marrying him?

Registrar: He's marrying me first, sir.

Third Man: He's engaged to me.

Fourth Man: (J.C.) ( big and butch ) Come on, Henry.

Registrar: Blimey, the wife.

Second Man: Will you marry me?

Fourth Man: I'm already married.

Cut to a photo of all five of them standing happily outside a house.  

Voice Over: Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you mustn�t ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

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Graham Chapman was always one of the most significant figures in the Monty Python troupe. He was the go-to leading man when the team made a narrative movie, because the others deemed him to be the only one among them with the charm and the acting talent – not to mention his comic gifts as a voice of reason – to carry a feature film.

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Sadly, Chapman was the first of the Pythons to pass away by quite a few years, but his work has lived on and continued to provide laughs in the decades since. So, here are Graham Chapman’s 10 best characters from the Python back catalogue.

Graham Chapman’s character Helmut adds another layer to the joke in the “Italian Teacher” sketch. Terry Jones plays an Englishman teaching an Italian lesson to a class full of Italian students who are much more fluent in the language than their teacher.

Chapman plays the only non-Italian student in the class – a German student named Helmut – who is terribly confused: “Was is das wort fuer ‘mittelschmerz’?”

Sir Edward Ross

When he appears on an arts and culture show, Sir Edward Ross is referred to as a series of ridiculous nicknames by the interviewer, played by John Cleese. Graham Chapman plays Ross with a pipe, a pompous attitude, and an intellectual aura.

This contrasts hilariously with the increasingly inappropriate pet names that Cleese delivers in his uniquely deadpan style: “sweetie,” “sugar plum,” “pussycat,” “angel-drawers,” “Eddie-baby” etc.

Professor R.J. Gumby

Although Michael Palin would go on to become the best-known Python to play Gumbys, it was Graham Chapman who first played Professor R.J. Gumby. He hits himself in the head while crooning.

This is juxtaposed hysterically with the revelation that Professor Gumby majored in historianism and is, for all intents and purposes, quite intelligent.

In addition to playing the lead role of King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail , Graham Chapman provided the voice of God. In the Pythons’ following film, he’d play a man who was mistaken for the son of God , which ties this together nicely.

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God only appears briefly in Holy Grail , but it’s a tough role for any actor to play, especially in a satirical way. Despite this, Chapman nailed it.

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

In his first appearance, Raymond Luxury-Yacht is a talk show guest, but his most delightfully absurd appearance is when he goes into a cosmetic surgeon’s office, asks for an operation to have the size of his large nose reduced, and gets invited on a camping vacation with the surgeon.

He looks to the camera and says, “He asked me! He asked me!” Then, the two are seen frolicking through the woods, holding hands, in slow-motion.

Biggus Dickus

In one of Life of Brian ’s most memorable gags, Roman soldiers are laughing at the name of Pontius Pilate’s friend Biggus Dickus, but Pilate can’t understand why the name is so funny .

The gag is followed up later in the movie when Biggus Dickus himself makes an appearance, played by Graham Chapman, and he, too, can’t understand why people keep laughing at his name.

Working-Class Playwright

In a pitch-perfect satire of British kitchen sink dramas, the “Working-Class Playwright” sketch flips the class conventions of contemporary plays on their heads.

Instead of a working-class coal miner father chastising his well-educated son for wanting to be a playwright, a working-class playwright father chastises his well-educated son for wanting to be a coal miner.

The Colonel

Monty Python’s sensibility is unabashedly silly . Graham Chapman often contrasted this comic style by taking the role of the “voice of reason.” The Colonel is the quintessential Chapman character, because he’s a strict military figure who steps in to put a stop to any sketch that he deems to be too silly.

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Anyone acting as the “silliness police” in a Python sketch has a very difficult road ahead, but Chapman always pulled it off brilliantly in the role of the Colonel.

Brian Cohen

Some of Chapman’s best characters were put-upon regular guys. As an ordinary man who was born on the same night as Jesus and then amasses a fervent religious following that he can’t seem to shake, Brian Cohen is the ultimate put-upon regular guy. No matter how much he pleads with his followers that he’s not the Messiah, they continue to call him the Messiah and hang off his every word.

Another hilarious dimension of the Brian character that provides plenty of laugh-out-loud moments is his strained relationship with his mother, Mandy, played by Terry Jones in one of his own most memorable performances.

King Arthur

The Pythons decided to use the Arthurian legend as a loose structure to keep Monty Python and the Holy Grail on the right track. This meant that the burden was on Graham Chapman’s lead performance as King Arthur to tie the whole movie together.

Chapman has the charm, relatability, and comic gifts required from a leading man. He mostly adopts the role of “straight man” or “voice of reason” as Arthur (“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot – ‘tis is a silly place!”), but that’s his forte, so it works spectacularly.

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Voice Over: Number nineteen. The nose.

Specialist: Come in.

Specialist: Ah! Mr. Luxury Yacht. Do sit down, please.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Ah, no, no. My name is spelt 'Luxury Yacht' but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Specialist: Well, do sit down then Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Thank you.

Specialist: Now, what seems to be the trouble?

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Um, I'd like you to perform some plastic surgery on me.

Specialist: I see. And which particular feature of your anatomy is causing you distress?

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Well, well for a long time now, in fact, even when I was a child ... I ... you know, whenever I left home to ... catch a bus, or... to catch a train... and even my tennis has suffered actually...

Specialist: Yes. To be absolutely blunt you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: No!

Specialist: No?

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Yes.

Specialist: Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Please.

Specialist: Fine. It is a startler, isn't it. Er, do you mind if I... er.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: What?

Specialist: Oh, no nothing, then, well, I'll just examine your nose. Mr. Luxury Yacht, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene and your own hooter's a beaut. No pruning necessary.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: I'd still like the operation.

Specialist: Well, you've had the operation, you strange person.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: Please do an operation.

Specialist: Well, all right, all right, but only ... if you come on a camping holiday with me.

Mr. Luxury Yacht: He asked me! He asked me!

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I'mma bring back posting threads every time a post-count milestone is acheived. so congratulate Raymond Luxury-Yacht for reaching 5,000 or I will will shit my pants with the fury of a thousand gods.  

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This is completely unnecessary, but I appreciate the gesture. I wannna thank God, cake, and high-speed internet connections.  

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    Raymond: Ah, anti-Semitism! Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene. Raymond: Give me my nose back. Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away. Raymond: I want to be on the television. Interviewer: Well you can't. Monty Python Scripts.

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